Age: Old enough to know better.
Status: Hahaha...oh shit, you're serious, aren't you?
Extraneous Description: Three parts horror, two parts sci-fi, one part splatterpunk with sprinklings of fantasy and manga all mixed in a blender that's stuck on "retarded."

My dad gave me a copy of Starship Troopers when I was nine. I once asked for the most offensive book at a horror convention and was promptly sold Edward Lee's The Bighead. Now look at that crappy picture and fill in the blanks. Thank you.